Unishnizzle

Once Upon a Time,

In a magical mackdaddydom far, far away,

Lived a majestic creature named a Unitato.

Dat shiznit was half unicorn, n' half potato.

It can potate a lot, n' I mean potate all muthafuckin day.

If you axed it "Dude, do you even potate?"

It would say, "Yes yes y'all."

By tha way, since its mutha breeded wit a potato

Da only thang it could say was "yes"

Well, back ta tha story...

Back up in tha magical mackdaddydom there was a mackdaddy, whoz ass loved these creatures

Dude thought they was adorable

But, one day, tha mackdaddy was slayed by his wild lil' fuckin evil hoe, whoz ass wanted ta smoke all of tha Unitatoes n' control tha mackdaddydom fo' her muthafuckin ass

Dat shiznit was ta fo' tha pimp ta save dem all.

But da thug was lured, ta join tha dark side.

So dat shiznit was either they do, n' they live

or dat shiznit was they do, n' they die

One of tha magic Unitatoes, Charlie, rose up n' holla'd dis magical speech,

"Yes, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, fo'sho, yes!"

(Translation: Us thugs aint gonna let tha evil hoey, n' tha evil pimp smoke us muthafucka! We must take a stand, we must do suttin' bout dat shit. It aint nuthin but do or our slick asses live, or our phat asses don't do anything, n' we all git digested. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. WHO IS WITH ME!")

They all holla'd "YES!"

So they did a funky-ass barrel roll ta tha castle, n' they charged.

blood by potato skin, skin by mane. Dat shiznit was a funky-ass battle not ta forget.

And whoz ass won, you may ask?

Well... Dat shiznit was tha pimp n' tha hoe

They all ate tha Unitatoes like dat shiznit was they last meal...

I be just clownin, tha Unitatoes won.

They seemed ta be cannibals, cuz they loved human flesh.

And tha mackdaddydom lived up in a Unitato population.

Da End.